Tuesday, July 22, 2008


I received this text in the body of a penis-enlargement spam email today. Scarily, the more I read it the more it makes sense. Perhaps I should go and present it at a performance poetry night? I could say "gansevoort to addack py de rear ven ve" in a heavy South African accent.

"Forth only her first calf, at many great sacrifices that
thou laughest upon beholding me? Seeing thee trade. Among
the milliners, several girls were mean, hurriedly, you would
be lovely to marry it, modom? She wears a skintight black
cashmere engaged in their respective avocations. And by
colonel gansevoort to addack py de rear ven ve in the pronunciation
of highly trained speakers towards that fearless warrior.
fearlessly addressing such a sense of relief and quiet.
oh, what a delicious to (a pure) understanding, and having
attained gradual passage of the earth off the face of the."


Dorian said...

only a trained public speaker or fearless warrior would be brave enough to perform that (forth of the).

Dean said...

wot ah fabbulllouz itea!

David said...

I got some similar messages (not the exact ones) and thought they were certainly worth doing something with. Your idea rocks.

That's So Pants said...

Hi Meredith

You OPENED an email about penis enlargement. What's going on girl?


viveka said...

Gorgeous. I've had some surreal spams, but this one takes the biscuit. I reckon you've found a jewel, and should appropriate and present it in homage to Duchamp.